This old man, he hadn't had any
He played nick nack
Won and got his money back
He bet on a race and the dog came home
The dogs in the bar had a drink for the long run home

Nick, nack paddy whack
Give the dog a bone
This old man got rolling
Rolling stoned

This old man, he had seven
He played nick, nack jump back sugar sack
Danced and he sang like a young boy grown
He banged on the drum and
He drew on the slide trombone

Nick, nack paddy whack
Give the dog a bone
This old man got rolling
Rolling stoned

This old man, he had eleven
He played bulldog, leap frog, kick the dog
Jumped and he hopped and he skipped and he sat
The he could fight any man,dog, beast or cat

Nick, nack paddy whack
Give the dog a bone
This old man got rolling
Rolling stoned

Now this old man, he's in heaven
He drunk cake tin, mickey finn, anything
He's so full of wine he was not quite sane
Out of his mind and he's high on the pink champagne

Nick, nack paddy whack
Give the dog a bone
Now this old man got rolling
Rolling stoned

Nick, nack paddy whack
Give the dog a bone
Now this old man got rolling
Rolling stoned

Rolling, don't you knoww he got rolling stoned
Never went home, couldn't stand his wife
So he spent all his winnings on a bottle of gin
Bottle of anything
He got so drunk
Don't you know he got so drunk
He couldn't go home
He got thrown in jail.....
